"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
--Franklin P. Jones
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-- Ann Landers
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
--Penny Ward Moser
Showing posts with label Pet Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pet Quotes. Show all posts
Pet Quotes
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
Thought of the Day
"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" - Unknown
Good Thoughts of the Day
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
Pet Quote of the Day
"The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals" ~ Anonymous
How true it is!
How true it is!
Pet Quotes
Some of these I've posted before, but still some great commentary on man's best friend.
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers"
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers"
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
Dog Quotable
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."
- Samuel Butler
"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
- Samuel Butler
"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
Dog Quotes
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry
"When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." – Unknown
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." - George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"
"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." - Andy Rooney
"If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it." - Norman Rockwell
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry
"When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." – Unknown
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." - George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"
"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." - Andy Rooney
"If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it." - Norman Rockwell
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown
More Fun Pet Quotes
"I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
-Anonymous
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron."
-George Will
"Every dog may have his day, buy it's the puppies that have the weakends."
-Anonymous
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
-Capek
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
-Dave Barry
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers
"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative."
-Unknown
"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
-Anonymous
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron."
-George Will
"Every dog may have his day, buy it's the puppies that have the weakends."
-Anonymous
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
-Capek
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
-Dave Barry
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers
"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative."
-Unknown
More Pet Quotes
"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~ Immanual Kant
"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution." ~ Hazel Nicholson
"The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals" ~ Anonymous
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." ~ Roger Caras
"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself." ~ Josh Billings
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." ~ Anonymous
"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans" ~ James Herriot
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." ~ Ben Williams
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" ~ Dave Barry
"There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before." ~ Robert Lynd
"The Trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a Cat"~ Ogden Nash
Trackposted to Outside the Beltway, Webloggin, Planck's Constant, The Amboy Times, The Random Yak, and Big Dog's Weblog, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.
Pet Quotes
"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution." ~ Hazel Nicholson
"The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals" ~ Anonymous
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." ~ Roger Caras
"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself." ~ Josh Billings
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." ~ Anonymous
"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans" ~ James Herriot
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." ~ Ben Williams
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" ~ Dave Barry
"There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before." ~ Robert Lynd
"The Trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a Cat"~ Ogden Nash
Trackposted to Outside the Beltway, Webloggin, Planck's Constant, The Amboy Times, The Random Yak, and Big Dog's Weblog, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.
Pet Quotes
Still More Dog Quotes
Some more great quotes about dogs. Hope you enjoy them!
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.” Unknown
“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” – Anonymous
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein
“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job” - unknown
“Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.” - unknown
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.” Unknown
“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” – Anonymous
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein
“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job” - unknown
“Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.” - unknown
More Great Dogs Quotes
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -Rita Rudner
"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" - Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. " - James Thurber
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown
"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" - Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. " - James Thurber
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown
Great quotes about dogs
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
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