Cats are not known for their ability to learn and obey the commands of their owners. That's where the Control-a-Cat Remote Control can come in handy.
Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best. With buttons for "Stop Scratching", "Show Affection", "Remain Aloof" and others, you'll be in control in no time.
It's finally your turn to make your cat do what you want.
Great idea from Think Geek
(via Laughing Squid)